The Murmatrons upgrade the murmatron server

A chicken

At last - an episode for all you lunix zealots out there, so grab that half eaten slice of pizza from your

/kitchen/bin

and get ready for a

/crash/course

in state of the art

/data/recovery

Knoppic CD not included.

 

MURMATRON #1: Murmatron #1 Now that we are ranking in the Web 2 AJAXML GoggleSphere it time to upgrade the Lunix server

 

MURMATRON #2: Right-o. How must we do this? Murmatron #2

 

MURMATRON #1: Murmatron #1 We must grope the sources list and run apt-getitude.

 

MURMATRON #2: OK. That sounds like a plan. Murmatron #2

 

MURMATRON #1: Murmatron #1 OK. The command it is running now with the downloads and suchlike.

 

MURMATRON #2: Hurrah Murmatron #2

 

MURMATRON #1: Murmatron #1 Everthing appears to have gone to plan and I shall reboot the murmatron server

 

MURMATRON #2: Hurrah Murmatron #2

 

Enter MURMATRON #3:    

 

MURMATRON #3: Murmatron #3 Hay guys, what's going on with the swearing and reboots and suchlike?

 

MURMATRON #1: Swearing? Nobody is swearing. That was episode previous you think? Murmatron #1

 

MURMATRON #3: Blackness Uh-oh. What is kernel panic of the lilo rebooting grubber mean?

 

MURMATRON #2: Dunno Blackness

 

MURMATRON #1: Blackness Uh-oh. We have become invisible because the murmatron server is in a kernel spook

 

MURMATRON #3: Uh-oh is rite. Blackness

 

MURMATRON #2: Blackness I think we must use the Knoppic CD to boot the grubber and grope some files

 

MURMATRON #1: Good idea. The grubber is booted and the files are groped Blackness

 

MURMATRON #3: Murmatron #3 Hurrah. Knoppic Boot Groper save the day

 

MURMATRON #1: Hurrah. Murmatron #1

 

MURMATRON #2: Murmatron #2 Hurrah

 

The End

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