The Murmatrons

The Murmatrons were quite surprising to receive the invitation to run BBC News 24 for a day, but are seldom to be daunted by the challenging new horizons.

So it is that we packed up the Murmatron Laptop and went down to the secret BBC news bunker. On the way it have occurred to us that this might be a sneaky plan to justify increasing the TV tax that you both must pay, but we have made as many improvements in such a short space of time that it wiped the smug looking high horse off the BBC's face right about then.

MURMATRON #1:

Hello ther very much and welcome to the Murmatron News 24 where you can have the latest scoops 7 hours a day, 24 days a week.

MURMATRON #2:

Hello is rite for today we will be covering the story about how Apple is suing itself over downloading of the Beatles

MURMATRON #1:

Joining us via the video phone we have the internationally unknown expert of the Blogosphere and former England Test Cricketer; Guy Kewney. Hello ther Guy

GUY KEWNEY:

Hello ther. I am very surprised.

MURMATRON #1:

Why yes, I expect that you are surprised. So how long was it taking you to get to the summit of Mt. Everest?

GUY KEWNEY:

I am not very sure that you are telling me a question that is understanding.

MURMATRON #2:

Let's move on. So, Guy; why do you want to repeal the Human Rights Act?

GUY KEWNEY:

Ah yes, I am very surprised but you may be able to develop an cyber-cafe.

MURMATRON #2:

That's all very well Guy, but you didn't answer the question. What are you, as Governor of the Bank of England going to do about the current rate of inflation?

GUY KEWNEY:

I am sorry, but I do not understand why I am here.

MURMATRON #1:

Well Guy, it's very obvious that we are not getting the straight anser out of you so we will be handing over to our senior correspondent who is outside the High Court even as I am speaking to the both of you.

SENIOR CORRESPONDENT:

Woof!

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